yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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