this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Randomize
