Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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