2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
birth control should be required to get into college
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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