# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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