By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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