whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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