last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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