if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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