either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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