He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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