it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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