Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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