so explain again why im purple
no
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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