Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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