Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
as a side note pls kill me
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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