he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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