I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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