Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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