puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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