Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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