Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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