Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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