Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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