i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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