She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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