So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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