As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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