Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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