Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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