Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Randomize
