love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Damn victory sex feels great
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