So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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