The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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