I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't think brook has ever known best
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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