it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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