Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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