Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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