So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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