ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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