I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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