Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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