I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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