I don't think brook has ever known best
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
time to smoke my breakfast
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
