Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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