I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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