so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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