Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
