Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
