I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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