Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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