Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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