Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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