apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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