i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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