we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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