how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
