I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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