Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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